Meet Brynolf, the Corpulent Kind

This is what came out of the much huffed and puffed, gnarled and grumbled over later solved sewing machine incident the other day -

He - because his name is Brynolf - may not look much to the world, just another overweight, unshapely pig in flowery costume. But he came bearing love and wisdom, and a matching jar of plum-vanilla-walnut jam. So he'll do. Being one of his corpulent, stuffed, red kind.