The Face of Distress

Let me be clear, this liquorice nose - completely and utterly adorable if I may say so - is obviously signalling great distress and suffering. Just look, l.o.o.k, what I must endure at far too regular basis -

If this isn't ignoring the boundaries, blatantly stepping over the line of proper behaviour, taking advantage of one loaf doggie - with an possible even cuter tummy than nose, I'm proud to say I'm clearly a perfectly rotund guy in the prime of life - then I don't know what could be. See, s.e.e, the face of pain and shame -

And I didn't even get a new squeaker toy for all that trouble and distress. Imagine. Life just isn't loaf doggie fair. Not at all. I object. Clearly.