concierge, please

Clearly we need to have a talk about the way the gatekeeper of this building manages her-his-its job. Very obviously it leaves a whole lot to be desired we think. Know. Too well. We seriously think she-he-it should look for another job and we so will take notice of any applications of interest.

"I am a VID (Very Important Dog), I need instant access to these premises, no pretty please about it"