the curious incident with the cat in the daytime

Are you ready for a gruesome tale, involving a big red menace and three little brave bobbaloos? With a fortunate and happy ending, no need to fear otherwise. Once upon a time there were three wee wool guys on a garden inspecting mission when suddenly...

~ okey guys, how should we approach this looming cat issue?

~ just stand still, stand very very still

~ stand still, stand stiff and all will be well

~ oh noes, he's sniffing me...

~ the brave are a falling,
Buddernut stand still, be strong!

~ just lie still, very still, kismet, and all will be well

~ oh no, I think I may have wet my birthday suit

~ phew, it was an ordeal, i survived,
leonard, just stay still and everything will be alright

~ oh noes, big red menace's
using his big paw claws on little leonard!

~ will stand still, will stand strong, will not buddernut budge

~ saved! we did survive to tell the gruesome tale.
all is well that ends well.

Big red menace - Knut

Three wee brave guys - Kismet, Leonard and Buddernut